Wednesday, November 25, 2009
Coretan Seorang Hamba
Kau dengar tangisanku
Di dalam doakuKau dengar rintihku
Sepanjang hayatku
Kau lihat segala perbuatanku
Setiap perbuatanku
Kau catat segala dosa pahalaku
Di dalam khayalku
Kau datang mengingatiku
Di dalam kegagalanku
Kau datang memberi pertolongan-Mu
Di dalam kesedihanku
Ayat-Mu melantun ke halwa telingaku
Meleraikan lara jiwaku
Di dalam usahakuKau beri kejayaan-Mu
Di dalam kegembiraankuKau kurniakan nilai tawa padaku
Di dalam buntuku
Kau datang memberi Hidayah-Mu
Jika aku bukan Islam
Pasti tiada coretan ini di dalam hidupku
Kerana nikmat seorang Islam amat sukar dicoretkan oleh seorang kafir
Aku tadah tanganku
Ku bersyukur pada-Mu Ya Allah,
Hindarilah aku dari terpesong dari jalan-Mu
Kerana Kau Yang Maha Mengetahui
Kau lah sebaik-baik perancang
Maka tetapkanlah yang sebaik-baiknya buatku
Supaya dapat ku teruskan hayatku dengan penuh ketakwaan pada-Mu
Sunday, November 15, 2009
Installing Love
Customer: I can do that. I'm not very technical, but I think I am ready to install now. What do I do first?
Tech Support: The first step is to open your HEART. Have you located your HEART ma'am?
Customer: Yes I have, but there are several programs running right now. Is it okay to install while they are running?
Tech Support: What programs are running ma'am?
Customer: Let me see... I have PASTHURT.EXE, LOWESTEEM.EXE, GRUDGE.EXE, and RESENTMENT.COM running right now.
Tech Support: No problem. LOVE will automatically erase PASTHURT.EXE from your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory, but it will no longer disrupt other programs. LOVE will eventually overwrite LOWESTEEM.EXE with a module of its own called HIGHESTEEM.EXE However,you have to completely turn off GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM. Those programs prevent LOVE from being properly installed. Can you turn those off ma'am?
Customer: I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?
Tech Support: My pleasure. Go to your Start menu and invoke FORGIVENESS.EXE. Do this as many times as necessary until GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM have been completely erased.
Customer: Okay, I'm done. LOVE has started installing itself automatically. Is that normal?
Tech Support: Yes it is. You should receive a message that says it will reinstall for the life of your HEART. Do you see that message?
Customer: Yes I do. Is it completely installed?
Tech Support: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You need to begin connecting to other HEARTS in order to get the upgrades.
Customer: Oops...I have an error message already. What should I do?
Tech Support: What does the message say?
Customer: It says "ERROR 412 - PROGRAM NOT RUN ON INTERNAL COMPONENTS". What does that mean?
Tech Support: Don't worry ma'am, that's a common problem.It means that the LOVE program is set up to run on external HEARTS but has not yet been run on your HEART. It is one of those complicated programming things, but in non-technical terms it means - "you have to 'LOVE' your own machine before it can "LOVE" others."
Customer: So what should I do?
Tech Support: Can you find the directory called "SELF-ACCEPTANCE"?
Customer: Yes, I have it.
Tech Support: Excellent, you are getting good at this.
Customer: Thank you.
Tech Support : You're welcome. Click on the following files and then copy them to the "MYHEART" directory: FORGIVESELF.DOC, SELFESTEEM.TXT, REALIZEWORTH.TXT, and GOODNESS.DOC. The system will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching any faulty programming. Also, you need to delete SELFCRITIC.EXE from all directories, and then empty your recycle bin afterwards to make sure it is completely gone and never comes back.
Customer: Got it. Hey! My HEART is filling up with really neat files. SMILE.MPG is playing on
my monitor right now and it shows that WARMTH.COM, PEACE.EXE, and CONTENTMENT.COM are copying themselves all over my HEART!
Tech Support: Then LOVE is installed and running. You should be able to handle it from here. One more thing before I go
Customer: Yes?
Tech Support: LOVE is freeware. Be sure to give it and its various modules to everybody you meet.They will in turn share it with other people and they will return some really neat modules back to you.
Customer: I will. Thank you for your help
Love
Saturday, November 14, 2009
Misteri Presiden US
Abraham Lincoln masuk kongres tahun 1846.
John F. Kennedy masuk kongres tahun 1946.
Abraham Lincoln terpilih jadi presiden tahun 1860.
John F. Kennedy terpilih jadi presiden tahun 1960.
Kedua presiden ditembak hari Jumaat.
Kedua presiden ditembak di kepala.
Sekretaris Lincoln bernama Kennedy .
Sekretaris Kennedy bernama Lincoln .
Keduanya dibunuh oleh orang dari daerah selatan.
Keduanya digantikan oleh orang selatan yg bernama Johnson.
Andrew Johnson, yg menggantikan Lincoln , lahir tahun 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, yg menggantikan Kennedy, lahir tahun 1908.
John Wilkes Booth, yg membunuh Lincoln , lahir thn 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, yg membunuh Kennedy, lahir thn 1939.
Kedua pembunuh terkenal dengan tiga namanya.
Nama keduanya terdiri dari 15 huruf.
Lincoln tertembak di teater dan pembunuhnya bersembunyi di gudang.
Kennedy tertembak dari sebuah gudang dan pembunuhnya bersembunyi di teater.
Booth dan Oswald terbunuh sebelum diadili.
Seminggu sebelum Lincoln tertembak, dia berada di Monroe , Maryland
Seminggu sebelum Kennedy tertembak, dia bersama Marilyn Monroe.