Sunday, December 25, 2011
Malas :)
Raja pun bertanya, “Apa tahap malas tuan hamba?”
Lalu jawab lelaki tersebut, “Kalau patik hendak makan, ada orang yang suapkan patik.”
Tiba-tiba datang seorang lelaki lagi lalu berkata, “Patik lebih malas lagi daripada dia tuanku.”
Tuanku pun bertanya kepadanya, “Sampai mana pulak tahap malas tuan hamba?”
Maka jawabnya, “Kalau patik makanpun, sampai ada orang tolong kunyahkan.”
Maka raja pun terdiam seketika.
Tanpa disangka-sangka datang seorang budak lelaki kepadanya sambil berkata, “Patik adalah yang paling malas tuanku.”
Raja pun bertanya, “Bagaimana pula tahap kemalasan kamu si budak?” Budak itu pun menjawab, “Nak cite pun malas.
Sudu :)
Doktor : Awak nampak tak sihat? (sambil mengambil stetoskop)
Pak Pandir : Pening kepala, sakit dada….. doktor.
Doktor : Aaa…. suhu badan awak tinggi, ambil ubat ni… makan 2 sudu, 3 kali sehari.
Pak Pandir : Terima kasih.
Seminggu kemudian…..
Doktor : Eh, kamu lagi? Apa pulak masalah awak?
Pak Pandir : pening kepala,…. sakit dada hilang dah…. TAPI sakit perut pulak….(sambil mengerang…)
Doktor : Ubat yang saya bagi hari itu dah habis makan? Pahit ke?
Pak Pandir : Saya makan habis dah ubat tu, tak ada masalah…… cuma, SUDDDU doktor…….
Doktor : Kenapa dengan sudu?
Pak Pandir : (dengan selamba) …. keras sikit ….. doktor!
Doktor : ???????
22 Sifat Buruk Bangsa Yahudi
Sunday, November 13, 2011
11 Jenis Manusia Didoa Malaikat
20 Perkara Yang Patut Dijauhi
Salah Faham Terhadap Hudud
- Menganggap bahawa persoalan Hudud merupakan persoalan yang hanya dikaitkan secara ekslusif dengan golongan ekstrimis Islam
- Melihat hukum Hudud dalam bentuknya yang juz'i (stand alone) yang terpisah dari sistem jenayah syariah Islam secara keseluruhan
Friday, November 11, 2011
World's Largest Swimming Pool
Thursday, November 10, 2011
Miracle of Slaughtering in Islam
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This is a question-answer session with a medical practitioner on the benefits of the Islamic method of slaughtering animals.
- Question: Dr. John, if the veins that are in the front part of the neck of the animal are cut, what would happen to that animal?
- Dr. John: Scientifically speaking, when an animal or human has his veins that are found in the front part of the neck cut, he will faint immediately.
To clarify, he said that if someone was strangled, he would suffer extreme dizziness and lack of concentration because it is difficult for the blood to reach the brain, and if the duration of strangling was longer, he will lose sensation and faint.
- Question: So, cutting the veins that are in the front part of the neck of the slaughtered animal and letting the blood flow outside its body leads to unconsciousness?
- Dr. John: Yes, definitely.
- Question: Does the slaughtered animal feel any pain immediately after having its neck cut?
- Dr. John: Of course not, as it is totally unconscious.
- Question: Then, why does the animal do such spasmodic movements that give the feeling that it is in pain?
- Dr. John: This is because when the veins are cut without breaking the bones of the slaughtered animal’s neck, which is exactly the case in the Islamic way of slaughtering, the brain does not receive blood while the cerebrum is still alive and the neurological system that is at the back part of the neck is still linked to all the systems of the body. Thus, the neurological system sends signals to the heart, the muscles, the intestines and all the cells of the body to send blood to the cerebrum. This makes all the cells, intestines and muscles of the body make spasmodic movements to push the blood to the heart which sends the blood to the brain. However, the blood leaves the animal’s body instead of going to the brain because the veins of the neck are already cut. The neurological system continues to send signals and blood leaves the animal’s body until all the blood flows out. The widespread idea that animals suffer from pain when slaughtered by this method was scientifically proven to be wrong as animals faint and totally lose sensation as soon as the veins are cut.
- Question: Medically speaking, is it better to leave the blood inside the body of the animal or let the blood flow out of the body?
- Dr. John: Blood is one of the most fertile environments where germs grow and it also carries substances that are harmful for the human body. So, if the blood remained in the meat directly after the death of the animal, it will be a fertile environment for germs, in addition to the harmful substances that are present in it.
- Question: What do you think of the other ways of slaughtering animals especially the way that is used in most European countries which is hitting the animal on its head so that it would faint, then slaughtering it afterwards?
- Dr. John: This method has dangerous ramifications on the health of humans. This is because the animal dies slowly when it is hit in this method and this causes the membrane that lines the large intestines to lose its ability to retain the bacteria that is in the large intestines. Therefore, the bacteria penetrates the body of the animal, finds the blood and swims in it while interacting with it until it spreads throughout the entire body of the animal. The safest way of eating meat that is free from blood and bacteria is by getting rid of the blood of the animal and letting it flow out.
Sunday, November 6, 2011
Binatang dan FB :)
NYAMUK : Baru habis ronda rumah Ajoi… kenyang burp, Alhamdulillah…
CICAK : isteriku tersepit pintu
KUCING BETINA: “Anak i yang ke-5 baru tanya siapa bapaknya. I bingung nak jawab apa. I sendiri lupa bapaknya siapa.”
AYAM : Kawan2…kalu esok guwe tak update…bererti guwe udah di goreng….I luv u all… jangan luper wat kenduri arwah untuk I yaa…
NYAMUK: Siot, sekali drug addict gua hantam. Gua positif HIV AIDS… uwaaaaaaa
KUCING: Baru je add awek sebelah umah… keturunan PARSI beb!!!
BABI : Aku bengang btol la...die gi pijak taik kucing tapi nama aku yang disebutnye...wei bro! len kali siasat dlu la sape yang berak kt depan umah kaw..tension2..
FB
Ganu Key ell :)
1.Semalan tidur tak pasang ubat nyamak.Habis merah-merah badan kena kentit nyamak
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2.Eeee...banyaknya nyamak.Beberong
3.Banyaknya... pasu kat sini.Bercotet aret.
4.Nak fotostat kertas ni dua helai.Nak selalu
5.Saje je nak gerak sampah ni.Daun-daun berkuban anyaa.
6.Aku pelankun dengan centon ni karang,bengkok combon
7.Kenapa tak royak aku awal-awal?sentok karun pa..
8.Cuba buat lari baldi tu sekejap
9.Dahi aku bincut terlanggar pintu
10.Masam reban mempelan ini
11.Kak,keropok singget,buat samah-samah
12.Sorry,i tak sengeleng lalu kat sini.
13.Awak,tolon beli Meggi, belan-belan awak pergi kedai.
14.Engkau nak ke takmboh?
15.Awak,gula-gula ni sedap.Nak cuba sutir?
16.Abang,air kelapa satu."Air nya xde la dik,tak dan nak kerabat".
17.Eh,kacang ni,menempus pulak.
18.Acit,tulun rebus tela 3butir.
Kaabah
Right. So when I first saw the top picture I was indifferent. I was like: "Oh, all right, another picture of the Kaaba." Boy was I wrong!
It is actually a magnet in the shape of a cube with iron fillings scattered around it. The magnetic field causes the iron fillings to arrange themselves into that pattern.
I only realized my mistake when I stumbled upon an actual picture of the Kaaba. SubhanAllah!! God is indeed Great. Allahu Akbar !
"Soon will We show them our Signs in the (furthest) regions (of the earth), and in their own souls, until it becomes manifest to them that this is the Truth. Is it not enough that thy Lord doth witness all things?" [Al-Qur'an 41:53]
Sunday, October 16, 2011
Mata
Inilah kecantikkan mata manusia yang sangat cantik dan menawan. Gambar-gambar ini adalah hasil seni seorang jurugambar yang bernama Suren Manvelyan.
Ariel Sharon
Kekejaman Ariel Sharon, dia pernah dilihat oleh saksi, seorang pengarah filem dokumentari yg sedang membuat liputan dan pengambaran di sana. Dia melihat Sharon pernah membunuh 2 kanak kanak warga Palestin dengan menembak dari jarak dekat (10 meter) di kem pelarian Sabra-Shatilla pada tahun 1982. Ketika itu Sharon menjadi Menteri Pertahanan Israel.
Peristiwa pembunuhan dan penyembelihan beramai-ramai rakyat Palestin di kem pelarian Sabra-Shatilla pada tahun 1982 tak mungkin akan dilupakan dalam sejarah kemanusiaan. Semua itu dilakukan atas arahan Sharon yang kejam ketika menjadi menteri pertahanan masa itu.
Serangan selama 3 hari telah mengorbankan seramai 3,500 rakyat Palestin yang tidak berdosa.
Pada tahun 2001, Mahkamah Tinggi Belgium mahu membicarakan kes jenayah perang ke atas Ariel Sharon yang jugak berbangsa Belgium, tetapi Israel menuduh tindakan itu berbau politik. Apabila kes itu didiamkan seolah-olah kekejaman itu tidak berlaku langsung, kes itu lenyap begitu saja.
Di dunia lagi dah mendapat balasan dari Allah
Kami akan memperlihatkan kepada mereka tanda-tanda kekuasaan Kami di segenap ufuk dan pada diri mereka sendiri sehingga jelaslah bagi mereka bahwa Al Quran itu adalah benar. Dan apakah Tuhanmu tidak cukup (bagi kamu) bahwa
sesungguhnya Dia yang menyaksikan segala sesuatu? (Fushshilat:53)
Gambar dan wajah terkini Ariel Sharon ni saya jumpa kat facebook, dia yang kini koma bagaikan mayat hidup. Ariel Sharon ialah Perdana Menteri Israel yang ke 11, telah banyak membuat kerosakan di bumi Palestine dan kekejaman kerana membunuh. Dia dikatakan telah koma sejak 5 tahun lalu dan kini umurnya 83 tahun. Hidupnya kini terseksa sebagaimana dia menyeksa dan berlaku kejam kepada rakyat Palestine.
Dia dimasukkan ke hospital pada tahun 2006 kerana stroke. Doktor melakukan pembedahan kerana Sharon mengalami pendarahan otak.Pembedahan dulu memakan masa hingga 7 jam untuk membuang darah di otaknya.
Terkini, seorang jururawat telah merakamkan gambar terkini Ariel Sharon. Dulu badannya agak gempal dan kini hanya tinggal rangka, beratnya hanya 15 kg saja.