Confusing English..

1. If Fed Ex and UPS were to be merge, would they call it Fed UP?

2. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

3. If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil came from?

4. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland are called Holes?

5. Do infant enjoys infancy as much as adult enjoys adultry?

6. Why the men who invest all your money are called broker?

7. If horrific means horrible, does terrific means terrible?

8. Why is it called building when it is already built?

9. If vegetarians eat veggies, what do humanitarian eat? humans??

English is confusing? Think of it....